Showing posts with label girls. Show all posts
Showing posts with label girls. Show all posts

Friday, July 3, 2009

Brittney Leigh... OMG!


Brittney is a model from Georgia that is enjoying tremendous success. Just look at all of her work! HQ thinks that Brittney exemplifies what a Fat Boy looks for in a girl: charm, style, grace, minimal fabric in a bikini!

Usefulness... 3... We at Fat Boy Head Quarters are thinkers, we sit around pondering "what if?" What if Brittney were to visit our HQ would that be considered useful? What would we get out of it? Well, other than classing the place up a bit we would be in the company of a stunning beauty. How could that not be useful..?

At Fat Boy we condone with all earnestness the appreciation of beauty, particularly beauty like we find in Brittney Leigh. If one were to endeavor to stare at this kind of beauty for days on end, months and years even we would consider it a noble cause.

Satisfaction... 2... Now, once again, Brittney has never actually visited HQ. So we must dock her 1 point. The invitation is permanently extended! Otherwise one look at this Georgia beauty and you do want more... but in that good way!!!

Durability... 4... Brittney has been modeling for a few years and has enjoyed tremendous success! We reserve the final point to award down the road when we see if she exhibits true longevity.

Overall... 3... Overall this young lady tempts us in all the right ways. Sexy, beautiful, consistently clad in a bikini! What more could a Fat Boy want? Max Points!

Model Brittney Leigh is APPROVED with 12 of 14 points!
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Friday, June 19, 2009

Copper Face Jack's... Dublin, Ireland



...Or Coppers for those in the know. Copper Face Jack's is Dublin' premier meat market. For those in the mood to "hook up" for a good schnoggin' it is your spot if you are visiting the Emerald Isle. Drink prices are high. The place smells of piss and booze and despair. So, like we said... premier!

Usefulness...3... If you go in knowing that you are only in Copper's for a few drinks and some craic (fun) you can't go wrong! If you want a quiet night out among friends... yeah. Not your spot. People go to Copper's for one thing... to meet other people of the opposite sex and hook up. For that purpose Copper's remains famous!

Satisfaction...2... We at Fat Boy HQ don't care how much fun your bar is or what ratio of girls/guys you have. There is never a reason to charge Euro 6 for any drink! Ever. One point off.

Durability...5... For as long as a man will want to meet a drunk woman and woman will want to meet a drunk man there will be Coppers. The Fat Boy hath spoken.

Overall...2... You can't charge 6 Euros (almost $10!) for a drink even if every other bar does. Also, do something about the smell.



Copper Face Jacks, international hook up bar, you are approved!