Copper Face Jack's... Dublin, Ireland

...Or Coppers for those in the know. Copper Face Jack's is Dublin' premier meat market. For those in the mood to "hook up" for a good schnoggin' it is your spot if you are visiting the Emerald Isle. Drink prices are high. The place smells of piss and booze and despair. So, like we said... premier!

Usefulness...3... If you go in knowing that you are only in Copper's for a few drinks and some craic (fun) you can't go wrong! If you want a quiet night out among friends... yeah. Not your spot. People go to Copper's for one thing... to meet other people of the opposite sex and hook up. For that purpose Copper's remains famous!

Satisfaction...2... We at Fat Boy HQ don't care how much fun your bar is or what ratio of girls/guys you have. There is never a reason to charge Euro 6 for any drink! Ever. One point off.

Durability...5... For as long as a man will want to meet a drunk woman and woman will want to meet a drunk man there will be Coppers. The Fat Boy hath spoken.

Overall...2... You can't charge 6 Euros (almost $10!) for a drink even if every other bar does. Also, do something about the smell.



Copper Face Jacks, international hook up bar, you are approved!

Natural Light Beer (Natty Light)

Beer is serious business. We here at Fat Boy HQ prefer two flavors of beer, cold and free. But, short of those two qualities we will drink other beer.

You know how some folks are beer SNOBS? Well, here at the secret HQ we are BEER SLUTS!

So we give you one of the all time best beers known to man! Natural Light! Natural Light has been accused of being a bit "common". I must disagree. We here at Fat Boy consider it to be quite a complex beverage, perfect for almost every occasion. Let's put it through the paces.

Usefulness... 3 Natty Light maxes out the usefulness points because it is one of the most drinkable beers on the market. Whether you are wanting to have a beer-or-2 or a beer-or-12 this is your drink. Hey you can sometimes find it for $10 a case!

Satisfaction... 2 Natty loses a point because it is a light beer. Only full bodied beers can have 3 points! The Fat Boy hath spoken.

Durability... 5 This brand has been around forever. 5 points!

Overall... 2 Natural Light satisfies every time. Perfect? Almost.

Natural Light... Approved!