Showing posts with label honorary. Show all posts
Showing posts with label honorary. Show all posts

Friday, July 24, 2009

"C" Note.... Approved



While we considered a normal by the numbers approach to the "Benjamins," in the end it was agreed that an honorary "approved" was just as sufficient, if not more so.



Here is why we so honor the $100 bill.

It buys copious amounts of food and booze.

It impresses people.

It's compact.

It's recognized around the world.

It looks good.

It makes you feel good to simply have one.

It makes for a great way to get out of paying for things sometimes since "I only have a hundred on me."

And as a wise man used to say, "There are very few situations that a "C-Note" can't fix."

Let FatBoys everywhere rejoice! The C-Note is hereby APPROVED!

Friday, June 26, 2009

Michael Jackson... Approved!


Fat Boy HQ is in mourning. Michael Jackson, while certifiably crazy, was also crazy talented and crazy influential.

Fat Boy Head Quarters with all the power vested in it by Fat Boys everywhere here by bestows an honorary APPROVED on Michael Jackson. For all that he has given us and for what his music and talent will give to future generations. Thanks Michael, may you rest in peace.